where does the pee come out of this thing
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
