Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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