dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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