So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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