i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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I need you to use more vowels.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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