That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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