So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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