she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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