I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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