Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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