You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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