You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and you said cock pushups were impossible
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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