we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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