i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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