We're like a lot better than the average bears
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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