I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
