Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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