let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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