Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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