Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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