i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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