Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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