okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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