She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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