Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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