we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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