My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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