Swine flu. Run for my life!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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