Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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