Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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