wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We got so high we made milksteak
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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