It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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