I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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