if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When did we convert life to cartoon?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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