im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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