Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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