I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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