So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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