You work out of a Hotel?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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