I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Randomize
