If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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