Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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