dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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