I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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