you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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