Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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