So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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