Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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