we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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