My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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