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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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